(1). Mid-afternoon drinking usually resulting in employees not returning to work for the day.
Liquid Lunch
RANDOM LINGO
Telecommute
(1). A term coined in the 90’s used to describe working from home or other remote location.
(2). Sitting on your couch and checking email from your phone every 15 minutes while playing Skyrim.
“Hey you guys catch that episode of Twin Peaks on Monday? I taped it and watched it on my new VCR while I was telecommuting yesterday. That show is crazy, it’s never going off the air!”
Ghost Story
(1). An obscure legal penalty that has no real possibility of being imposed, but that lawyers like to bring up to scare their clients into hiring them to do more legal work.
“Don’t listen to Maureen, Patty. She just likes telling ghost stories. There’s no way anyone’s ever going to sue us over our use of the word ‘fee’ in our fee schedule. It’s a fee schedule! What else are we supposed to call it!”