(1). Mid-afternoon drinking usually resulting in employees not returning to work for the day.
Liquid Lunch
RANDOM LINGO
Carbon-Based Error
(1). A human error or screw-up.
“Hi, this is the Helpdesk. Frozen Outlook, eh? Sounds like a carbon-based error to me. Just turn it off and back on again and you should be fine.”
Props to Eileen R. for the submission.
White Hat
(1). A term describing best practices for SEO professionals that correctly (and honestly) manipulate search engines so that their client’s sites show up above Wikipedia entries.
“Our firm uses white hat practices for our SEO efforts. No, you won’t get links from any porn sites or gambling sites. No, no porn sites you can gamble on either.” (see: Black Hat)