(1). The opposite of “literally”.
“If Bob asks that question again in this meeting, I’m going to literally blow my head off!”
Props to T. P. for the submission.
Literally
RANDOM LINGO
Massage the Data
(1). To subtly manipulate figures to produce a more favorable outcome.
“Well, Nick, I’m not going to lie. You’re going to owe a ton of taxes this year. Let me massage the data a bit to see if we can find a more efficient way to use some of those ‘business expenses’.”
Game-Time Decision
(1). A last minute decision made by someone who can’t commit to anything in advance.
“Drinks after work? Hmm…I’ll have to make it a game-time decision. Might have a couple of emails to send out today…”