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(1). To synchronize two documents or presentations in order to create a more impressive and cohesive whole. As with actual marriages, it is often difficult to combine documents and the creators of one or both of the originals are usually left feeling disappointed with the finished product.
(1). A derogatory way to describe a politician who might actually know what he’s talking about.
“Well, I don’t think the Congressman is going to impress in tonight’s debate. He’s a bit of a budget wonk and what Americans really care about is style!”
(1). A term used by EMS and Fire Personnel to describe a patient that waits until 3AM to call for an ambulence for their stubbed toe or sore shoulder.
“Guys, it looks like we have a Priority 3 here. This guy is complaining of severe pain in the hallux region of his foot and he may have a sprain or strain to the small interphalangeal joints. This is gonna be a long night…oh, hey look, a waffle house!”
Props to John H. for the submission.
