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(1). Something your boss doesn’t want to have to do … ever. So, keep it simple, stupid.
“Look, Jim … sounds like a great idea, but you really need to flesh out these requirements a bit more before we can propose this as a new project. We can’t have our development team doing a lot of mental detective work to try to figure out what you’re driving at.”
(1). An international tax term used, for some reason, by some European tax authorities in place of “mandatory”, probably as the result of some consultant’s report, the production of which undoubtedly was a waste of taxpayer money.
(1). The guy at work that you are currently are, or want to be, engaged in an extramarital affair with.
(2). The male counterpart to a work wife. He’s the guy in the office that you are a little too comfortable with, tell a little too much too, and the guy’s ass that you “accidentally” grab after that second cosmo. Chill out Karen, everyone knows, and all the ladies (and possibly some guys) are jealous.
“Can you believe Ted and Karen? He’s totally her work husband. It’s not cute and they are totally sleeping together, and even if they’re not, they want to. Why doesn’t Ted notice me? I don’t get it. My Facebook posts are clearly geared towards him. Karen doesn’t post anything on her Facebook account just for him like I do. Slut.”
