(1). To keep an eye on things to make sure someone is keeping an eye on things.
“Look, Jim. I just want to make sure someone’s minding the store while I’m traveling next week. So … be here.”
Mind The Store
RANDOM LINGO
GOMER
(1). What ER docs on TV never tell people who don’t belong there (by the way, it stands for “Get Outta My Emergency Room”).
“Look, Mrs. Fitzgibbons, your husband is almost certainly dead. We’ll go through the motions for a bit to make you feel better, but I really have to insist … GOMER! GOMER! GOMER!”
Props to T.K. for the submission.
Black Hat
(1). Shady Internet optimization practices usually performed by nondescript people in Russia, India, Romania, Slovenia, etc….really any country that ends in “ia” applies here.
(2). Manipulating search engine results by obtaining links from porn sites and gambling sites…or porn sites you can gamble on.
“Black hat, white hat…is all the same as long as you get page one of Google result pages. Have you been on the Ebay lately? I see missile silo for sale, crazy things! I update on the Facebook now!