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(1). An impossible-to-identify goal that keeps shifting and changing with the whims of your client or manager. Just try to hit it … just try!
“So, Eric … I think we finally have what Ari’s looking for. It was a bit of a moving target, but it looks like if we just eliminate the ‘liabilities’ line-item, his company’s financials will match what he wanted.”
(1). What ER docs on TV never tell people who don’t belong there (by the way, it stands for “Get Outta My Emergency Room”).
“Look, Mrs. Fitzgibbons, your husband is almost certainly dead. We’ll go through the motions for a bit to make you feel better, but I really have to insist … GOMER! GOMER! GOMER!”
Props to T.K. for the submission.
(1). A sports related term used to describe the depth of talent a company possesses, and then used again to justify bringing every single one of those people to a meeting.
“I know bringing 15 people seems a bit excessive, but I want to show that we have bench strength back at the office. I think it totally makes sense to have Kathy come! Bringing the secretary shows we’re organized in my opinion.”
