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(1). An impossible-to-identify goal that keeps shifting and changing with the whims of your client or manager. Just try to hit it … just try!
“So, Eric … I think we finally have what Ari’s looking for. It was a bit of a moving target, but it looks like if we just eliminate the ‘liabilities’ line-item, his company’s financials will match what he wanted.”
(1). Another way to describe the wish list you are about to present to you boss for that new system you want him to pay for.
“Okay, so this is our paradise analysis for the new custody platform. If we even get a third of this, we’ll be in good very good shape.”
(1). Stands for “key performance indicator”, which is something that call center in Bangalore points to every time you start complaining about their bill.
“As you can see from Slide 8 of the deck, our KPIs in GUI maintenance are right on par with our SLA. Any questions?”
Props to KGH for the submission.
