(1). To introduce new information into a discussion, causing confusion and distraction from the issue at hand.
“Not to muddy the waters here, but shouldn’t we address John’s tie? Kids holding hands? Really?”
Muddy the Waters
RANDOM LINGO
Outdoor Citizens
(1). The homeless.
“There has been an increase of outdoor citizen activity near the south end of the property. Please call security if you encounter any outdoor citizens on the property.”
Props to Andrew C. for the submission.
Living Document
(1). A presentation, website or white paper continuously edited and tweaked by multiple parties with no end in sight, often resulting in resentment and conflict among the writers (see pride of authorship).
“Thanks, everyone, for joining this call to walk through our wastebasket management matrix again. I think we’re getting close to finalizing it. As you all know, this is a living document, so please feel free to suggest any changes or edits you might have.”