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(1). An obviously beneficial action to be taken, often used during staff meetings by sycophantic employees (see yes man) to curry favor with a manager who just suggested the action as if it were a stroke of genius.
“Selling those children was a no brainer. What’s next on the agenda?”
(1). A company’s first clients that help them get to the point of notification that they no longer service clients of their size.
“Oh god, Bill from Fountains! Fountains! Fountains! is still on board? I thought we got rid of all of those legacy clients after the merger? Ok, let’s just send him an email from Ted’s outlook saying that we can no longer service his needs. Ted? He won’t care, he’s a team player!”
(1). A term used by EMS and Fire Personnel to describe a patient that waits until 3AM to call for an ambulence for their stubbed toe or sore shoulder.
“Guys, it looks like we have a Priority 3 here. This guy is complaining of severe pain in the hallux region of his foot and he may have a sprain or strain to the small interphalangeal joints. This is gonna be a long night…oh, hey look, a waffle house!”
Props to John H. for the submission.
