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(1). The homeless.
“There has been an increase of outdoor citizen activity near the south end of the property. Please call security if you encounter any outdoor citizens on the property.”
Props to Andrew C. for the submission.
(1). A term describing a type of handshake that can best be compared to holding a dead trout and shaking it about awkwardly.
“Did that guy just slip you the dead fish? It was like try to grab a live salmon. I tried to reel it in, but he just wasn’t having it.”
(1). A really, really complicated way to say slamming the barn door after the horse is gone.
“Alright, now that we’ve converted to the new accounting system, we need to go through our post-implementation review process to make sure it’s going to work. Somehow, I feel we should have asked more questions up front…oh well, too late now!”
Props to A3 for the submission.
