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(1). The homeless.
“There has been an increase of outdoor citizen activity near the south end of the property. Please call security if you encounter any outdoor citizens on the property.”
Props to Andrew C. for the submission.
(1). To attend a conference or seminar that encourages you to bring your own food. You should think about getting on some better mailing lists or something, dude.
“So, I’m going to this talk about how to land clients tomorrow. They told everyone to brown bag it, so I guess I’m bringing my lunch. Come to think of it, they don’t seem very good at landing clients….
(1). Extra, usually unnecessary, features or services that are used to entice a prospect to buy your product or hire your firm.
“So, this is the Superior, our deluxe model. It’s got all the bells and whistles you could want…MP3 player, remote control, bluetooth…it’s pretty awesome. Oh, the flush handle’s right over here…”
