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(1). An indication of approval from your Australian masters. (Wait…why are we picking on the Australians…? They’re like Americans, but without all of those pesky Kardashians.)
“OZ-some. Just OZ-some. You guys really put something great together here. Now, all we need is a spokesman. I’m thinking Russell Crowe. Isn’t he the guy who hit another guy with a phone? ‘Member that?”
Props to John T. for the submission.
(1). A nice way to describe the work of a low-level employee in a vain attempt to make it sound like you think what they do is way more important than what you do.
“Yeah, trading millions of dollars worth of corporate bonds every day is important to our corporate bond-trading business, but your team’s processing of account paperwork is really where the rubber meets the road!”
(1). A word intended to describe a politician’s ability to reach across the aisle and get legislation passed by consensus of both parties. We actually have a better chance of seeing the folks at CERN figure out how to go back in time so we can vote all of these morons out of office than finding a post-partisan politician.
“I am my own man. A post-partisan. Not beholden to any political party or special interest group. Well…other than the guys who are funding my campaign ads and stuffing all those ballot boxes for me. I’m a little beholden to those guys.”
