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(1). An indication of approval from your Australian masters. (Wait…why are we picking on the Australians…? They’re like Americans, but without all of those pesky Kardashians.)
“OZ-some. Just OZ-some. You guys really put something great together here. Now, all we need is a spokesman. I’m thinking Russell Crowe. Isn’t he the guy who hit another guy with a phone? ‘Member that?”
Props to John T. for the submission.
(1). Oh, let’s see … the fact that your fees are too high, your hot assistant called in sick today, the prospect doesn’t seem to like your tie, and you suspect that he may be sleeping with that b* from Merrill Lynch he keeps talking about.
“I don’t know about this one, Harry. There are just too many barriers of entry here. I mean, the guy actually told me he didn’t like talking to you!”
(1). Taking time off of work and just sitting in your house or (more likely) your apartment, instead of actually going somewhere. This is usually due to your lack of motivation, lack of money, or (again, more likely) lack of friends.
(2). When you take time off of work, stay at home, and try to convince yourself you’re happy to have the “quiet time at home”, when in reality, you are just too broke to go anywhere worthwhile.
“Yea I’m really looking forward to next week. Got myself a little staycation. Gonna catch up on the ol’ DVR, read a book, maybe even order out a few times! I dunno, the possibilities are endless!”
