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(1). A sharp statistical uptick. Like every stock price when we thought Trump wasn’t crazy.
“So, last quarter’s net surplus seems to have been a bit of a pig in the python. After reviewing the annualized numbers, we’re basically flat for the year, mostly due to the drop-off in sales in the northeast region thanks to Larry’s crumbling marriage.”
Props to Kevin for the submission!
(1). Used at the end of every sentence by someone trying to state the obvious but who really is just painfully insecure. Although used by articulate speakers as an infrequent rhetorical tool, the user here actually expects your agreement. Every. Single. Time.
“The end goal here is to improve our net promoter score, right? So we should survey customers in real time, right? And that’s going to require resources, right? So, clearly we should…, right?“
Props to Tommy P. for the submission.
(1). To work on multiple tasks or assignments at once (see balls in the air), often used during stress-induced nervous breakdowns occurring after a new, unexpected additional assignment has been given.
“I’m juggling so many things right now, I can’t take it! If Fred gives me one more thing to do, I’m going to go postal!”
