BLOG
(1). A standard PowerPoint presentation used for all prospective clients in which the prospect‘s name is inserted in two or three places to make it appear as if it was prepared just for them.
“Hey Courtney, can you email me a copy of the most recent pitchbook? I just want to make sure all of my phony baloney certifications are listed in my bio.”
(1). That hot, new assistant they just hired in the accounting department. Thank goodness the copy machine is right next to your desk … right, tiger?
“So, did you check out the new office bunny down on the 2nd floor? I bet I could tag ‘er. Think I could tag ‘er? I totally think I could tag ‘er.”
(1). The list of things you need to do before you can start those high fives.
“Okay, team … so, I’ve circulated a matrix of our success criteria for this project. Our timeline is three weeks, so no going home for you guys! Well … good night everyone.”
