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(1). Resentment of co-workers for edits they have made to something you wrote.
“No, please. Make changes. No pride of authorship here. I just worked on it for three months, no big deal. Looking forward to your thoughts.”
(1). Completed to the point that it no longer requires discussion, or in other words, 100% completed.
“Thanks for your feedback here, Mike, but this presentation is done done at this point, so next time you might want to respond to my request for comments a little quicker than three months later.”
Props to Josh B. for the submission.
(1). Someone who is a little bit behind the technological times, like Bill from accounting. He can never understand why The Home Depot “follows” him around the internet, and is flabbergasted every time he accidentally hits the SIRI button on his iPhone his kids got him for Christmas and is asked how it can help him. Oh Bill, bless his heart.
(2). If “The Google” got you to this page, then you are a dinosaur.
(3). If Bing got you to this page, then you are a dinosaur.
“So get this kids, I opened up the Internet Explorer and Binged how to properly stain a deck like you told me, and wouldn’t ya know it, a video popped up and played right in front of me. Didn’t have to pay a nickel for it, amazing! Dinosaur no more, am I right?!”
