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(1). To futilely attempt to stop the inevitable collapse of a business, project or career.
“Mike, all of these personnel changes you’re making is just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. No one buys our stuff anymore! I mean, who the hell needs a beeper in 2012!”
(1). The guy at work that you are currently are, or want to be, engaged in an extramarital affair with.
(2). The male counterpart to a work wife. He’s the guy in the office that you are a little too comfortable with, tell a little too much too, and the guy’s ass that you “accidentally” grab after that second cosmo. Chill out Karen, everyone knows, and all the ladies (and possibly some guys) are jealous.
“Can you believe Ted and Karen? He’s totally her work husband. It’s not cute and they are totally sleeping together, and even if they’re not, they want to. Why doesn’t Ted notice me? I don’t get it. My Facebook posts are clearly geared towards him. Karen doesn’t post anything on her Facebook account just for him like I do. Slut.”
(1). To go back and add more detail to some half-assed idea you mentioned during last Monday’s staff meeting (not to be confused with “flush out”, which probably means something else entirely).
“Hey Dan, thanks for your input here. I’d like you to flesh out your proposal a bit more, though. Do you think you can have a functional spec ready for us by next Tuesday? I know you’re getting married the next day, but this could really help us shave some pennies from our P&L.”
