Rearrange the Deck Chairs on the Titanic

Cheesy Corporate Lingo 23 April 2012


(1).  To futilely attempt to stop the inevitable collapse of a business, project or career.


“Mike, all of these personnel changes you’re making is just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.  No one buys our stuff anymore!  I mean, who the hell needs a beeper in 2012!”