(1). Some senior sales guy that’s assigned to teach the new hires how to get little old ladies to unwittingly buy their crappy reverse mortgages.
“So, I was talking to my verbal dexterity coach today and he told me I need to beef up my emotional intelligence before they’ll let me start prospecting again. I don’t get it … what’s wrong with handing out business cards at a funeral home?!”
(1). (v) – The mysterious art of blending the right amount of keywords with the right amount of content so that Google will rank your website highly in the SERP’s. It is truly the definition of tedium.
(2). (n) – A very sad, misunderstood individual that Matt Cutts keeps picking on.
(3). India’s chief export.
“Does anybody know what this SEO thing is? All I got from that presentation was some crap about keywords, meta tags and Google. And why did that guy keep saying, “Content is king”?”