(1). A term that compares a project plan to an ill-conceived cross country drive.
“Alright people, let’s lay down a road map for the client so they know where the highlights and bathroom breaks are along the way.”
Road Map
RANDOM LINGO
Ankle Doctor
(1). A specialist … well … someone who believes he’s a specialist. Really, just a guy who only knows how to do one thing.
“Look, we’re ankle doctors here. We sell RV insurance. That’s it.”
GOMER
(1). What ER docs on TV never tell people who don’t belong there (by the way, it stands for “Get Outta My Emergency Room”).
“Look, Mrs. Fitzgibbons, your husband is almost certainly dead. We’ll go through the motions for a bit to make you feel better, but I really have to insist … GOMER! GOMER! GOMER!”
Props to T.K. for the submission.