(1). A term that compares a project plan to an ill-conceived cross country drive.
“Alright people, let’s lay down a road map for the client so they know where the highlights and bathroom breaks are along the way.”
Road Map
RANDOM LINGO
Fourth of July
(1). The annual celebration of the United States’ independence from its doddering, old father, England. It’s also the day when your neighbor gets to (once again) try to blow his hand off by shooting off insanely illegal fireworks in what seems to be the general direction of your house.
“Hey, Tom. I’m going to try to bug out at one o’clock today. Want to beat the traffic out of the city, if I can, Oh, before you leave, could you put together that P and L report for the board and circulate it to everyone? Shouldn’t take more than five or six hours, I would think. Happy Fourth of July!”
Pissing In The Wind
(1). A term that compares making no progress on a particular project, to one urinating on one’s self.
“We’re really just pissing in the wind until you make a decision Jeff. Now c’mon, do you like the glossy or matte finish on the new business cards?”