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(1). What everybody wants, but only Amazon seems to get.
“So riddle me this, Sam. If we invest all of this money into frozen bananas, what’s the ROI going to be? How will these bananas help this company become…top banana?” (womp womp)
(1). Using the delivery function on Outlook to send an email to make it appear as though you’re in your office when you’re actually at the gym, home, bar, etc.
“Wow! Greg was at work awfully early today!”
“Do you really think he wrote and sent 9 emails at 6:07 a.m.? He totally dropped an email bomb.”
Props to Jeff Q. for the submission.
(1). A term used in initial talks with clients to show them the benefits of working with your company.
(2). The process of trying to belittle and confuse a prospective employee during an interview to make sure they know what they’re talking about and are a good fit for the company.
“Make sure you kick the tires a little bit this time Lynne, tell him we are looking for top talent to make our sandwich shop successful….if he mentions he used to work in a deli, show him the door.”
Props to Mark R. for the submission.
