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(1). What everybody wants, but only Amazon seems to get.
“So riddle me this, Sam. If we invest all of this money into frozen bananas, what’s the ROI going to be? How will these bananas help this company become…top banana?” (womp womp)
(1). An forced acknowledgement by one of your vendors that they’ve been gouging you for years. They’ll give you a little discount to promote the strong inertia pulling you to stay with them for at least one more year of excellent service!
“Sure, Rita … we’ll take a look at our engagement to see if we can find you a little fee relief. I have to say, though, we’re operating at breakeven as it is, so ….”
