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(1). What everybody wants, but only Amazon seems to get.
“So riddle me this, Sam. If we invest all of this money into frozen bananas, what’s the ROI going to be? How will these bananas help this company become…top banana?” (womp womp)
(1). A way to make it sound like the members of your team are all winners, and that, by hiring you guys, the client will be a winner, too.
“Our blue ribbon team of experienced professionals will make sure you are receiving the highest level of attention and service every day.”
(1). Something completely overblown that’s really not a big deal at all.
(2). Something Jamie Dimon really wishes he never said.
“Now Legal wants to get involved with this? That’s ridiculous! This is just a tempest in a teapot. So what if we lost millions of client dollars by betting it all on the pass line! That’s why they call it gambl…investing, isn’t it?!”
