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(1). Some sort of account meeting. 95% of the time involves a table that isn’t round.
“So, I had a roundtable with the guys in Accounting yesterday. It was weird … they all kept saying ‘Ni!’.”
Props to Michael for the submission.
(1). A term used by senior management during an internal brain-washing session (see drink the Kool-Aid) to suggest something is voluntary, when it is, in fact, mandatory.
“Team, the company volunteer program is taking place next Thursday. While no one is required to participate, we anticipate excellence from each and every one of you. Performance reviews will be held the following Monday.”
(1). An expression used by unemployed workers when speaking with former colleagues or in-laws to indicate that you are entertaining multiple job opportunities, when in reality, you have just been submitting your resume to postings on monster.
