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(1). Some sort of account meeting. 95% of the time involves a table that isn’t round.
“So, I had a roundtable with the guys in Accounting yesterday. It was weird … they all kept saying ‘Ni!’.”
Props to Michael for the submission.
(1). Something you’d like all of your KPIs to be.
“Hmmm … is there any way we can eliminate that line-item marked “fees”? I just don’t think it’ll be optically-pleasing to the client given our performance is down about six percent from last year.”
(1). To mentally prepare a client, staff member or co-worker for some potentially bad (see sub-optimal) news, often regarding a delay or other inconvience that, while perfectly normal, would likely anger or annoy the client, staff member or co-worker.
