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(1). Some sort of account meeting. 95% of the time involves a table that isn’t round.
“So, I had a roundtable with the guys in Accounting yesterday. It was weird … they all kept saying ‘Ni!’.”
Props to Michael for the submission.
(1). To annoyingly raise hypothetical arguments whose only purpose is to prolong already endless conference calls.
“Before I let you go, let me just play devil’s advocate here…what if we didn’t change the filter in the coffee machine…? What would happen then?”
(1). The lion’s share of a wealth manager’s job. Rich people can be very needy at times.
“Yeah, the meeting went fine. These folks need a lot of hand holding, you know? Hey, as long as they keep paying those fees, right?”
