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(1). Some sort of account meeting. 95% of the time involves a table that isn’t round.
“So, I had a roundtable with the guys in Accounting yesterday. It was weird … they all kept saying ‘Ni!’.”
Props to Michael for the submission.
(1). A way to describe a project that is 100% complete and ready for launch.
“Well, I won’t be happy until this thing is done and dusted and we can schedule our go live date.”
(1). An emergency, last resort move that no one wants to do, but everyone would do if the alternative is fulfilling French fry orders.
“Yeah, so, it looks like the roll out of the new system didn’t work and none of our fixes … umm … fixed it. I suppose we could turn it off and then back on again. It’s kind of a break-glass solution, but it might work.”
