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(1). An acronym for Search Engine Result Page that hip SEO’s use to make their tedious job sound cool. (it’s not)
“So you want to rank for the term “butter”. Hmm, I’m not going to lie to you guys, there’s a lot of competition in the SERP’s for that one. How about, “salty butter”. That has a nice ring to it.”
(1). A term used to discourage overzealous salesmen from overselling themselves and/or their company’s services.
“Ok guys, I’m sorry, but I am going to have to stop you there. While I find it fascinating that you have an office Roomba and have named it ‘Keith’ and treat it like it’s alive, I really need you to get to the point of this conversation. Dogs and ponies stay outside, ya get what I’m sayin’?”
(1). An elderly man or woman who uses the Internet to do anything a normal, youthful person would do. Ya know, like use Bing. Old people love Bing….and Internet Explorer, remember that? Microsoft may have a few things to look into…
“Us older gentlemen call ourselves ‘silver surfers‘ when we look for pornography on the Internet. Makes it sound more distinguished.”
