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(1). An elderly man or woman who uses the Internet to do anything a normal, youthful person would do. Ya know, like use Bing. Old people love Bing….and Internet Explorer, remember that? Microsoft may have a few things to look into…
“Us older gentlemen call ourselves ‘silver surfers‘ when we look for pornography on the Internet. Makes it sound more distinguished.”
(1). A word used to compare when a website switches servers, IP addresses or ports information from an old version to a new version, to the graceful Barn Swallow migrating south for the winter.
(2). A process that is done incorrectly 99% of the time and rarely worth the time, effort and money it was supposed to save.
“Hey Tracy, I noticed that since the migration sales have been slumping. did we flip the switch too soon? How come you didn’t warn us this may happen? I really don’t appreciate that kind of language, Tracy.”
(1). Some kind of new IQ test the government makes kids take to see if they’re going to be doctors or…not doctors.
“My son found the Woodcock-Johnson to be a little overwhelming…I think he definitely needs to have extra time when he takes his SATs…my attorney thinks so, too.”
Props to Katie B. for the submission.
