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(1). An elderly man or woman who uses the Internet to do anything a normal, youthful person would do. Ya know, like use Bing. Old people love Bing….and Internet Explorer, remember that? Microsoft may have a few things to look into…
“Us older gentlemen call ourselves ‘silver surfers‘ when we look for pornography on the Internet. Makes it sound more distinguished.”
(1). Because saying “schedule” isn’t sexy enough to bring all the boys to the yard.
“Alright Megan, how about we calendarize that pow wow for next month in Washington. What? We can’t say pow wow anymore? We can’t call them the Redskins anymore? Hmm, ok so let’s calendarize that meeting for next month in Washington. What? Ok ok, I’ll stop saying calendarize. Let’s schedule that meeting next month in Washington.”
Props to DF for the submission!
(1). Someone who is a little bit behind the technological times, like Bill from accounting. He can never understand why The Home Depot “follows” him around the internet, and is flabbergasted every time he accidentally hits the SIRI button on his iPhone his kids got him for Christmas and is asked how it can help him. Oh Bill, bless his heart.
(2). If “The Google” got you to this page, then you are a dinosaur.
(3). If Bing got you to this page, then you are a dinosaur.
“So get this kids, I opened up the Internet Explorer and Binged how to properly stain a deck like you told me, and wouldn’t ya know it, a video popped up and played right in front of me. Didn’t have to pay a nickel for it, amazing! Dinosaur no more, am I right?!”
