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(1). The cave where campaign managers sleep before emerging to feast on America’s cable-news reporters.
“Okay, let’s take it down to the spin room where David Axelrod is busy spiking everyone’s drinks with PCP before giving us his take on tonight’s debate.”
(1). What your boss says right after your comp discussion and right before he drives home in his Maserati.
“So, there it is, Jim. I’m sorry we couldn’t do more for you this year, but my hands are tied. Something, something … down year … something, something … we all have to share the pain … something, somethi … hey, what’re you doing with that letter opener?”
(1). The art of taking a productive, manageable space and stuffing it with as many people as possible to save a couple of bucks on heat or air conditioning or something.
(2). The art of continually hiring people who bring down the overall IQ of the firm.
“Alright, everyone … so next week we’re implementing the firm’s densification strategy. Mike, you’re now sharing an office with Stacy. Stacy, you’re also sharing an office with Will. Will, you’re going to be sharing your space with Paul. And, Paul … what’re your thoughts on standing all day?”
