BLOG
(1). To spout nonsense in front of all of your co-workers on a topic you know nothing about.
“Now, I’m just spitballing here, but I think we should really consider a company mascot. How about Cathy, the Catheter Manufacturing Stickbug. Thoughts?”
(1). A gimmick crafted by the devil himself (Staples) to give people who frequent American Idol concerts and display Troll Dolls on their desks a reason to talk about how hard their job is.
(2). A plastic red button that people display on their desk as an unfunny, out of date conversation piece.
“Oh man, I can’t believe how much work I have to get done today! Wish I had an easy button to just do it for me! I’ll bet ya Phil Phillips doesn’t have work like this! Kelly Clarkson?? She has people doing it for her!! Cat Deeley is so pretty…..”
(1). To contact someone, meant to imply a personal or intimate relationship that usually does not exist.
(2). Adds a cheesy and phony new age element to any form of communication, whether E-mail or talk.
“I reached out to Bob this morning to let him know he was termed.”
Props to John D. for the submission!
