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(1). To spout nonsense in front of all of your co-workers on a topic you know nothing about.
“Now, I’m just spitballing here, but I think we should really consider a company mascot. How about Cathy, the Catheter Manufacturing Stickbug. Thoughts?”
(1). Some kind of ridiculous psycho-babble about feeling your client’s pain or some crap.
“Alright, team…this is Richard. He wrote a book on how to improve your emotional intelligence. I don’t know what it means either, but it sounds like something we should have, so you’re going to spend the rest of the day hearing about it while I hit the range. Have fun!”
(1). A human error or screw-up.
“Hi, this is the Helpdesk. Frozen Outlook, eh? Sounds like a carbon-based error to me. Just turn it off and back on again and you should be fine.”
Props to Eileen R. for the submission.
