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(1). The list of things you need to do before you can start those high fives.
“Okay, team … so, I’ve circulated a matrix of our success criteria for this project. Our timeline is three weeks, so no going home for you guys! Well … good night everyone.”
(1). A gimmick crafted by the devil himself (Staples) to give people who frequent American Idol concerts and display Troll Dolls on their desks a reason to talk about how hard their job is.
(2). A plastic red button that people display on their desk as an unfunny, out of date conversation piece.
“Oh man, I can’t believe how much work I have to get done today! Wish I had an easy button to just do it for me! I’ll bet ya Phil Phillips doesn’t have work like this! Kelly Clarkson?? She has people doing it for her!! Cat Deeley is so pretty…..”
(1). A few hours during a product sales rep’s visit to your office where your staff members can drop in to ask questions that can easily be answered by just reading the FAQs.
“Hey, thanks for making the trip up here, Tom. So, we have you presenting to the office around 10, then scheduled some ‘doctor’s in’ time before your lunch meeting with Joe and Karl. Since we decided not to provide them any training on the new system, our people have a lot of questions for you!”
