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(1). During a systems integration, areas where the old and new technology can easily (read: cheaply) be linked.
“Okay, so I’m sure we’ll be able to identify some swim lanes when we’re drawing up the functional spec for the custody conversion project.”
(1). Used at the end of every sentence by someone trying to state the obvious but who really is just painfully insecure. Although used by articulate speakers as an infrequent rhetorical tool, the user here actually expects your agreement. Every. Single. Time.
“The end goal here is to improve our net promoter score, right? So we should survey customers in real time, right? And that’s going to require resources, right? So, clearly we should…, right?“
Props to Tommy P. for the submission.
(1). Acts of public self-congratulation among co-workers, often after being notified of an increase in compensation, and almost always in front of people who did not share in that increase.
“Oh sure, while those guys are giving each other high fives over in Sales, we’re stuck here in Accounting doing the real work!”
