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(1). During a systems integration, areas where the old and new technology can easily (read: cheaply) be linked.
“Okay, so I’m sure we’ll be able to identify some swim lanes when we’re drawing up the functional spec for the custody conversion project.”
(1). Something that woman in your office who collects naked trolls says after complaining about all of the mindless work she left until Friday to finish.
“I can’t believe I have so many emails to clean out of my inbox today! Oh well…TGIF, right?”
(1). A cop-out used by chronically impartial employees and/or managers so that they can remain comfortably in the middle of an argument.
“Sorry guys, but you’re going to have to consider me Swiss on this issue. I just can’t say that investing the rest of our company’s bailout money in Spanish doubloons is a good or bad idea. On the one hand it’s a risky investment, on the other hand that guy from Pawn Stars is always in the market for doubloons and seems to have an endless supply of cash.
