(1). A building with a store downstairs and an apartment upstairs.
Taxpayer
RANDOM LINGO
Credentializer
(1). An exam or class taken in order to get some neat-sounding letters after your name.
“So I’m taking my 5th credentializer next week. They don’t make business cards wide enough for me!”
Rightsizing
(1). When the HR department says you can’t use the word “layoff” when referring to cutting staff positions, you say the organization is “rightsizing.”
“Listen Bill, I’m also trying to ‘rightsize’ my clothing, but it doesn’t have anything to do with my budget.”
Props to Kate V. for the submission.