(1). A building with a store downstairs and an apartment upstairs.
Taxpayer
RANDOM LINGO
Webmaster
(1). An individual who acts as the gatekeeper to maintaining and editing a particular website. While virtually impossible to get a hold of, most webmasters usually leave a “Contact the Webmaster” link in the footer of a website that opens an email to the vague “webmaster@” address to toy with the outside world.
“Who’s the webmaster for our website? Can we get them on the phone? I’ve sent this person 20 emails and haven’t heard a thing. I’m starting to believe they don’t even exist!”
(2). A 40-year old man who lives in his parents’ basement and maintains a blog about comic books and D&D.
“I am Lothar of the Hillpeople! The webmaster from the great beyond! Fear the verbal wrath of my blogspot! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!”
Leaving the Keys in the Mailbox
(1). Spectacularly failing to perform as expected or live up to a responsibility.
(2). Selfishly putting your needs and wants before the clients and your co-workers.
“You really left the keys in the mailbox on this one, Andrea.”