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(1). What you call a charge on your company card for a night at a strip club with two guys from Accounting.
“Oh, hi Alison…the $1,000 charge on my card at Wiggles? …umm…thought I would take the troops out after work for a little teambuilding event. Your office? …sure, I can come down to your office…”
(1). An acronym for “out of office” usually used when an individual is “working from home“.
“Hey everyone, I’m gonna be OOO for the next few days. If you need to get in touch with me, well, don’t actually.”
(1). A term often used by lawyers to cover themselves when in reality, they have no idea what they are talking about.
“My understanding was that we could pay those customs officials “bonuses” and not expose ourselves to any liability. Who knew there was a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act?”
Props to Jared P. for the submission.
