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(1). Something completely overblown that’s really not a big deal at all.
(2). Something Jamie Dimon really wishes he never said.
“Now Legal wants to get involved with this? That’s ridiculous! This is just a tempest in a teapot. So what if we lost millions of client dollars by betting it all on the pass line! That’s why they call it gambl…investing, isn’t it?!”
(1). A really, really complicated way to say slamming the barn door after the horse is gone.
“Alright, now that we’ve converted to the new accounting system, we need to go through our post-implementation review process to make sure it’s going to work. Somehow, I feel we should have asked more questions up front…oh well, too late now!”
Props to A3 for the submission.
(1). Extra, usually unnecessary, features or services that are used to entice a prospect to buy your product or hire your firm.
“So, this is the Superior, our deluxe model. It’s got all the bells and whistles you could want…MP3 player, remote control, bluetooth…it’s pretty awesome. Oh, the flush handle’s right over here…”
