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(1). Also referred to as “Leftover Day” and/or “Hangover Day”, the national holiday commemorating the day the Pilgrims woke up at two in the afternoon (a) under a picnic table, or (b) next to some Native American chick they didn’t even remember talking to last night.
Americans today celebrate by (a) showing up late for work, (b) not showing up for work at all, or (c) running out of an 8 a.m. meeting to throw up.
Happy Turkey Day, everyone!
(1). An acronym for Buy One, Get One.
(2). In retail, a term used to describe a sale that lures naive customers into buying surplus, out of season products they will never use, by offering them 2 of these items for the same price.
“Hey Steve, did you see that BOGO sale going on over at Dick’s Sporting Goods? I know it’s May and the season just ended, but I think I am totally going to get into snowboarding next year! And if I buy one pair of snow pants, I get a second pair for free! How can I go wrong?
(1). A segment of a certain market or industry.
“Since we’re looking to penetrate the ultra-high net worth space, I think we might want to stop giving out toasters to new customers. Oh, and we should stop calling them ‘customers’.”
