The Day After Thanksgiving

Cheesy Corporate Lingo CheesyCorporateLingo.com 30 November 2014

 

(1).  Also referred to as “Leftover Day” and/or “Hangover Day”, the national holiday commemorating the day the Pilgrims woke up at two in the afternoon (a) under a picnic table, or (b) next to some Native American chick they didn’t even remember talking to last night.

 

Americans today celebrate by (a) showing up late for work, (b) not showing up for work at all, or (c) running out of an 8 a.m. meeting to throw up.

 

Happy Turkey Day, everyone!