(1). A company’s first clients that help them get to the point of notification that they no longer service clients of their size.
“Oh god, Bill from Fountains! Fountains! Fountains! is still on board? I thought we got rid of all of those legacy clients after the merger? Ok, let’s just send him an email from Ted’s outlook saying that we can no longer service his needs. Ted? He won’t care, he’s a team player!”
(1). A marketing event for which your company is too cheap to spring for food.
“So, we’re all really excited about next Tuesday’s brown bag lunch. We have a couple of speakers lined up … well, me and Jim here … and we’re hoping for a great turnout. Just remind all the people you invited that there’s a Subway across the street … *sigh* ….”