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(1). Term used to sell a super-expensive yet totally useless idea to a client.
“We’re gonna turbo charge your pet food campaign by live-casting happy marmots dancing on the moon on your custom YouTube channel! You know…the Internet loves funny animals nowadays….”
Props to Laurent P. for the submission.
(1). To organize annoying social events for your employees thinking they just need to spend even more time together to start getting along.
“Okay, guys…I think with the disappointing comp numbers and recent defections, we could use a little teambuilding around here. So…we’re going bowling!”
(1). The guy at work that you are currently are, or want to be, engaged in an extramarital affair with.
(2). The male counterpart to a work wife. He’s the guy in the office that you are a little too comfortable with, tell a little too much too, and the guy’s ass that you “accidentally” grab after that second cosmo. Chill out Karen, everyone knows, and all the ladies (and possibly some guys) are jealous.
“Can you believe Ted and Karen? He’s totally her work husband. It’s not cute and they are totally sleeping together, and even if they’re not, they want to. Why doesn’t Ted notice me? I don’t get it. My Facebook posts are clearly geared towards him. Karen doesn’t post anything on her Facebook account just for him like I do. Slut.”
