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(1). Term used to sell a super-expensive yet totally useless idea to a client.
“We’re gonna turbo charge your pet food campaign by live-casting happy marmots dancing on the moon on your custom YouTube channel! You know…the Internet loves funny animals nowadays….”
Props to Laurent P. for the submission.
(1). A term used by upper management to politely tell employees that their work is late and/or not up to par.
“Just a friendly reminder that your time sheets are due on the end of each week and that it is NOT ok to mark any time as “miscellaneous”. We’re all looking at you Matt.
(1). That rich guy who calls you constantly to complain about his bill every … stinking … month.
“We’re really trying to focus our business on high-net worth individuals these days. I hope you like being called ‘boy’!”
