(1). A ridiculously dorky way of asking someone to explain something to you.
“Paul, can you unpack this report for me? It makes no sense.”
Props to Keri K. for the submission.
Unpack This For Me
RANDOM LINGO
Too Many Cooks In The Kitchen
(1). A cooking inspired term that is used to describe when too many people have been brought in on a project and it muddies the water. This usually results in whining, arguments and overcooked souffles.
“There are definitely too many cooks in the kitchen on their end. We were on the phone with them for over an hour and all we got out of it was the name they may or may not use, Joan’s dogs name and what sounded like half a lunch order.”
Every Finger And Toe Is In The Dike
(1). A ridiculous term that compares resources being spread too thin, to a human trying to plug a dam that is structurally unsound with their extremities.
“Sorry guys, we just don’t have the bandwidth to pull this damn (pun!) project off. Every finger and toe is in the dike at the moment.”
props to Sean C. & Jeff L. for the submission.