Cheesy Corporate Lingo CheesyCorporateLingo.com 08 October 2014


(1).  A huge, and largely cosmetic, upgrade to your current, obsolete systems.  Or in other words … money well spent!


“So, we are looking to roll out the platform uplift sometime in Q2.  Certain dependencies remain which may impact this timeline, including Ken over here never showing up for work.  Oh, and Ken?  Can you see me in my office after this call?”