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(1). An open position you need to fill so badly, it doesn’t really matter who you get as long as you get them in soon.
“Look, with Aaron and Frank both quitting three weeks apart, we need to get a warm body in here to start punching keys ASAP.”
(1). A vote to pass a bill that you, Congressman, don’t like, but that your weak, weak party leaders are forcing you to support (or else they’ll take away your chairmanship of the House Parking Spot Committee).
“Well, Joe…I consider this one a hold-your-nose vote. Something don’t smell right in Washington, and this time it’s not Joe Biden’s vodka breath! Wait…are we live?”
(1). Make a decision or get out of the way, New Boss with No Management Experience!
“Look, Jim, you’ve been ‘considering’ our proposal to switch to all-black pens for a week now. Time to fish or cut bait, you know what I mean?”
