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(1). An open position you need to fill so badly, it doesn’t really matter who you get as long as you get them in soon.
“Look, with Aaron and Frank both quitting three weeks apart, we need to get a warm body in here to start punching keys ASAP.”
(1). When you tell your client (usually in an innocuous letter they’re not going to read) you’re going to do something unless they tell you not to. Why, you sneaky, little ….
“Yeah, go ahead and sell. We gave them a chance to object already. That’s negative consent, in my book. Fire away.”
(1). The deceptive practice of enticing a new customer with empty promises (read: low fees) only to spring the real deal on them after it’s too late for them to back out.
“What is this, some kind of bait and switch? You’re sign says ‘All You Can Eat’ and, goddamnit, I want more shrimp!”
