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(1). To check in on, and possibly feed, the coma patients in the hospital.
“Okay, Alice…since it’s you’re first week on the job, you get to water the vegetables tonight. Just try not to Garp any of them.”
Props to Cid R. for the submission.
(1). That little something that makes you marginally better than those guys in the hallway waiting to be interviewed after you.
(2). That little something that makes your firm marginally better than your competitors (each of which is probably being interviewed right after you).
“Well, I think our differentiating factor has to be our sharp suits. I mean, everyone basically does the same thing, right? We simply just look better doing it.”
(1). To immediately process and hand something off.
“The data will be swivel chaired into the ASYLUM management tool. Boy, we really need to start coming up with better acronyms for our applications…”
Props to Kyle B. for the submission.
