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(1). To check in on, and possibly feed, the coma patients in the hospital.
“Okay, Alice…since it’s you’re first week on the job, you get to water the vegetables tonight. Just try not to Garp any of them.”
Props to Cid R. for the submission.
(1). The sales process for a prospect who takes a really, really long time to make a decision to hire you to do whatever it is you do.
“The Griffin opportunity? We’ve got a long runway on that one. This guy took two months to decide whether he was going to try out wearing gray socks to work!”
(1). A simply adorable way to say you just can’t do it.
“I’m afraid I’ll have to push that off the edge of my possibility plate.”
Props to Helen S. for the submission.
