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(1). A fancier way for companies to describe their websites, which usually are anything but fancy.
“Gentleman we need to discuss updating our web properties. I don’t think it is in the company’s best interest to have that dancing baby on there anymore. Feels like we are going for a cheap laugh…although it is a good one…ya know what? Let’s keep it up there.”
(1). A successful spitball attack by Congressmen against members of the opposing party. The current score for this session on Congress is tied.
“I have consistently reached across the aisle on important issues to get things done on Capitol Hill. Why, just yesterday, I reached across the aisle to ask Paul Ryan if he knew where I could find the men’s room.”
(1). Loose money usually kept in the desk drawer of the head of human resources that is used for miscellaneous office expenses or to buy groceries for your siblings in the off chance the babysitter dies.
(2). Cash money.
“We have to economize Sue Ellen! There’s nothing left in petty cash, I’ve taken it all!”
