(1). An actual signature (with a pen). Remember those?
“So, Compliance told us we need a wet signature on this document. Gross.”
Wet Signature
RANDOM LINGO
Blink Decision
(1). A no-brainer.
“So, Andy, what your saying is … if we set the heat in the office at 50 all the time, we can save thousands of dollars of overhead? Sounds like a blink decision to me.”
Automagically
(1). A totally lame tech-sales way to describe straight-through processing … whatever that is.
“So, all you have to do is click ‘send’ and the email automagically is sent to the address you typed in! Automagically!”
Props to Denise M. for the submission.