(1). An actual signature (with a pen). Remember those?
“So, Compliance told us we need a wet signature on this document. Gross.”
Wet Signature
RANDOM LINGO
Comfort Zone
(1). The stuff you’re confident you’re good at, you know, like eating lunch. Not to be confused with the more popular “Danger Zone”, because we all know what happens when you go there:
“Hiiiiighwayyy to the comfort zone! Riiiight into the comfort zone! Buh dum, buh dum dum dum dum dum dum.”
“Bill, bill…..BILL!”
**snaps out of day dream**
“We are happy you are comfortable within your role, but I don’t think this budget meeting is the right place to sing it out loud…..and Kenny Loggins sucks.”
Kick The Tires
(1). A term used in initial talks with clients to show them the benefits of working with your company.
(2). The process of trying to belittle and confuse a prospective employee during an interview to make sure they know what they’re talking about and are a good fit for the company.
“Make sure you kick the tires a little bit this time Lynne, tell him we are looking for top talent to make our sandwich shop successful….if he mentions he used to work in a deli, show him the door.”
Props to Mark R. for the submission.