(1). To sporadically react to emails on your Blackberry while out of the office to avoid burning a vacation day.
WARNING: HIGHLY ADDICTIVE
Work From Home
RANDOM LINGO
Corporate Jargon
(1). Terms those guys in your IT department keep using over and over again.
“What the hell was Ron even saying on that call? He was just babbling a bunch of corporate jargon. I’m not even sure what language he was speaking!”
Launch Party
(1). An event that coincides with the launch of a particular product or service. While usually occurring weeks, if not months after said launch, it is a great reason to get drunk on the company’s dime and prepare for the inevitable downsizing of the development team.
“Hey everyone, we are having the launch party at Jamesons on 2nd. Mark, Joel and Melissa you guys should totally come! You were crucial to the development and it would be a great networking opportunity for all of you.”