(1). To sporadically react to emails on your Blackberry while out of the office to avoid burning a vacation day.
WARNING: HIGHLY ADDICTIVE
Work From Home
RANDOM LINGO
Office Bunny
(1). That hot, new assistant they just hired in the accounting department. Thank goodness the copy machine is right next to your desk … right, tiger?
“So, did you check out the new office bunny down on the 2nd floor? I bet I could tag ‘er. Think I could tag ‘er? I totally think I could tag ‘er.”
Post-Mortem
(1). The awkward discussion you have after a pitch with a prospect to figure out why you didn’t win the business (read: why you suck) so you can “do better next time”.
(2). The meeting that happens after a big project is completed, where everyone gathers round to discuss who will be the scapegoat for everything that went wrong.
“Listen guys, doing a post-mortem is a solid way to figure out what we did right and what we did wrong. I mean, Jerry dropping the F-bomb a few times didn’t help, and Lisa, breaking down crying in the middle of the meeting when your GoToMyPC froze probably wasn’t great either. You know what, on second thought, maybe we don’t need to do this…..Jerry and Lisa, can you come to my office for a minute?”