(1). What most people take after work, but what teachers take before work. God bless our children.
“Ugh…I’ve got lunch duty today. Good thing I sprinkled some Xanax into my coffee this morning…”
Props to V for the submission.
Xanax
RANDOM LINGO
Wonk
(1). A derogatory way to describe a politician who might actually know what he’s talking about.
“Well, I don’t think the Congressman is going to impress in tonight’s debate. He’s a bit of a budget wonk and what Americans really care about is style!”
Fiscal Cliff
(1). The metaphorical Thelma and Louise ending to 2012, when Congress will absolutely fail to address all of the wacky sunset provisions they enacted in order to get through the November elections.
“We’re heading for a fiscal cliff in December, and you all know it! And what are we going to do about it, Senators? Well, I don’t know about you, but I vote for a recess!”