(1). What most people take after work, but what teachers take before work. God bless our children.
“Ugh…I’ve got lunch duty today. Good thing I sprinkled some Xanax into my coffee this morning…”
Props to V for the submission.
Xanax
RANDOM LINGO
Pass-Through
(1). A process that shouldn’t require any human intervention … right?
“So, once you hit ‘Submit’, the payment and shipping orders should all process on a pass-through basis. The only caveat is that Marvin over there is going to have to push the payment and shipping orders to the vendors. So, I guess it’s more like a ‘pass-through-Marvin basis’. Sorry, Marvin.”
Wining And Dining
(1). A term typically used by salesmen to describe wooing a client in order to gain their favor, much like Richard Gere did to Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman”.
“Hey Ross, I see you’re doing a little wining and dining with the Henderson boys tonight. Gonna get a little escargot at The Voltaire?”