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PAY OUR BILLS
(1). A department which doesn’t produce any revenue … you know, like the one 90% of you work in.
“So, we all know it’s been a tough year. The good news is that layoffs are going to be focused in the cost centers … as always! Now, give each other a high five and let’s go sell some bonds!”
(1). Yet another term for a team meeting, named as such to make it sound more cuddly and team building. Really just another opportunity to throw stats and numbers at you.
“Hey guys, so we’ve got our huddle meeting in a few minutes, but wanted to give you all a preview of what we’ll be discussing. Basically, we want revenue to go up and expenses to go down. Hope that’ll help you frame your questions.”
Props to Michael for the submission.