Sorry, What you were looking for is not here.
PAY OUR BILLS
(1). A standard PowerPoint presentation used for all prospective clients in which the prospect‘s name is inserted in two or three places to make it appear as if it was prepared just for them.
“Hey Courtney, can you email me a copy of the most recent pitchbook? I just want to make sure all of my phony baloney certifications are listed in my bio.”
(1). Unnecessarily customized. Like iPhone cases.
“I just can’t believe we can’t figure out how to provide annual fee summaries in some kind of automated fashion, Don. Having your team create some kind of bespoke document for every account is lunacy. Can you see if the Tech guys have some kind of solution here? I’m going to let Jim know I’m on top of this, in the meantime. Thanks a bunch.”