(1). What most people take after work, but what teachers take before work. God bless our children.
“Ugh…I’ve got lunch duty today. Good thing I sprinkled some Xanax into my coffee this morning…”
Props to V for the submission.
Xanax
RANDOM LINGO
Automagically
(1). A totally lame tech-sales way to describe straight-through processing … whatever that is.
“So, all you have to do is click ‘send’ and the email automagically is sent to the address you typed in! Automagically!”
Props to Denise M. for the submission.
Death By A Thousand Cuts
(1). Having so many things to do, that you end up at the bar around the corner, having done none of them.
alt. death by a thousand paper cuts (for you pencil-pushing office rats out there)
“Dammit, Greg! This project is like death by a thousand cuts! I have so many to-do’s on my list, I don’t even know which one to do first! Arghh!” (window breaking… …thud… …)