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(1). What most people take after work, but what teachers take before work. God bless our children.
“Ugh…I’ve got lunch duty today. Good thing I sprinkled some Xanax into my coffee this morning…”
Props to V for the submission.
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(1). What your boss with the B.A. in Sociology tells people when asked where he went to B-School.
“Well, I consider myself a student of the industry. Why, I remember when we were still making cold calls on a rotary phone! So, you said your dad’s a CFO of something or other? Would love to meet him sometime!”
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(1). To push staff members to focus their efforts on a certain project, usually as a reaction to the marketing of a new product or service offering (see take it to the next level, all hands on deck).
“We need to mobilize on the new holiday offer this week.”
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