Priority 3

& filed under .

 

(1).  A term used by EMS and Fire Personnel to describe a patient that waits until 3AM to call for an ambulence for their stubbed toe or sore shoulder.

 

“Guys, it looks like we have a Priority 3 here.  This guy is complaining of severe pain in the hallux region of his foot and he may have a sprain or strain to the small interphalangeal joints.  This is gonna be a long night…oh, hey look, a waffle house!”

 

Props to John H. for the submission.

 

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RIF-ed

& filed under .

 

(1).  Reduction In Force – to be laid off, in governnment or teaching parlance.

 

“The mayor of NYC is calling for thousands of teachers to be RIF-ed but the president of the UFT says it’s all B.S.”

 

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Stiff

& filed under .

 

(1).  A term used by EMS and Fire Personnel to describe a dead body much like Chunk did in “The Goonies” to describe the dead body in the Fratellis basement freezer.

 

“It’s a stiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffff!!!!!!”

 

Props to John H. for the submission.

 

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-5

  
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