BROWSE:

(1).  Where Jeffrey Skilling and Bernie Madoff now go to school.

“Hey, Gil … you should probably stop telling people at the bar that our returns are going to be down next quarter.  I’m pretty sure that’s a one-way ticket to Graybar University for a CEO ….”

Props to Tim P. for the submission.

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(1).  An elderly man or woman who uses the Internet to do anything a normal, youthful person would do.

“Us older gentlemen call ourselves ‘silver surfers‘ when we look for pornography on the Internet.  Makes it sound more distinguished.”

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