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(1). To take expensive and time-consuming exams and classes (see credentializer) in order to add impressive-sounding letters after your name on your resume.
“You’ve got to credentialize that resume, Tom. I mean, look at me. I’ve got my CFP, CLU, CTFA, ChFC, AIAF and Series 7, 63 and 24 licenses. Where did I go to college? Well…that was a long time ago…umm…”
(1). An exam or class taken in order to get some neat-sounding letters after your name.
“So I’m taking my 5th credentializer next week. They don’t make business cards wide enough for me!”
(1). The attempt by management to institute changes to a company’s infrastructure in order to rejuvenate their dying and obsolete business (i.e. layoffs and store closings).
“Team, as you know, with changes in technology, the spending habits of our customers are shifting. In response to these changing times, our company is undergoing a cultural evolution. Corporate has asked all of us to attend an offsite next week, so they can roll out their new list of ‘Core Beliefs’. Oh, not you, Joe…would you mind coming to my office after this meeting…?”
Props to Alex for the submission.
(1). The guy on the sales team that’s really good on Excel, but really bad with people.
“Oh, that’s Ron over there. He’s a real numbers guy, so we rely on him for almost everything. His cut? Well…it’s not like he’s bringing in business, so….”
