GOMER

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(1).  What ER docs on TV never tell people who don’t belong there (by the way, it stands for “Get Outta My Emergency Room”).

 

“Look, Mrs. Fitzgibbons, your husband is almost certainly dead.  We’ll go through the motions for a bit to make you feel better, but I really have to insist … GOMERGOMERGOMER!”

 

Props to T.K. for the submission.

 

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Water the Vegetables

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(1).  To check in on, and possibly feed, the coma patients in the hospital.

 

“Okay, Alice…since it’s you’re first week on the job, you get to water the vegetables tonight.  Just try not to Garp any of them.”

 

Props to Cid R. for the submission.

 

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