(1). What ER docs on TV never tell people who don’t belong there (by the way, it stands for “Get Outta My Emergency Room”).
“Look, Mrs. Fitzgibbons, your husband is almost certainly dead. We’ll go through the motions for a bit to make you feel better, but I really have to insist … GOMER! GOMER! GOMER!”
Props to T.K. for the submission.