Adorable

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(1).  In real estate listings, a house that is way too small for you and your seven kids to live in.

 

“I think you’re just going to love this next one!  It’s an adorable three-bedroom cape right on a quiet, little corner lot.  Those lights?  Oh, it’s just the 7-Eleven parking lot.  Don’t worry, almost no one ever tries to jump the fence.”

 

Up And Coming

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(1).  In real estate listings, a nice way to say “in a really dangerous neighborhood”.

 

“The location?  Oh, it’s really an up and coming area!  They just tore down the Laundromat, and I heard a Family Dollar’s going up where the old halfway house used to be!”