(1). Two things that can’t be compared … like Anchorman and the lowly Anchorman II.
“It’s apples and oranges. We build gizmos, they build doohickies. Totally different businesses.”
Apples and Oranges
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T's And C's
(1). An extremely douchey way to say Terms and Conditions.
“Hey Pauly, can you read me those t’s and c’s one more time bro? I wanna make sure this self tanner I’m gonna endorse is on the up and up, yaknowwhaaadimean? What? Cabs are here? CABS ARE HEAHHH!!!”
Quick and Dirty
(1). A rough calculation or estimate.
“Hey, Joel…I’ve got a meeting in twenty. Can you get me the average annual fees on the Johnson account since inception. Just give me the quick and dirty.”
Props to Mark R. for the submission.
(2). An excuse to do sloppy work on grounds that the work product will only be used once or temporarily, when in fact it will immediately become a fundamental piece of the organization’s infrastructure.
“Yeah, I could’ve stayed all night working on this thing, but since they’re only going to use it for talking points, I just did the quick and dirty.”
Props to Mike S. for the submission.