(1). Another way to say “when all is said and done” or “in the end”.
“At the end of the day, what really matters is that I have taken ownership of this project.”
Props to T-Bone for the submission.
At The End Of The Day
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Client Onboarding
(1). What they used to just call “account opening”. It’s still just “account opening”.
“So, I reached out to our client onboarding team today to see when we should expect the account to be open. They asked us for a few missing things, which I was hoping you could get from the client. Let’s see: birth certificate … mother’s maiden name … and … umm … urine sample. That should do it. Thanks a bunch!”
Priority 3
(1). A term used by EMS and Fire Personnel to describe a patient that waits until 3AM to call for an ambulence for their stubbed toe or sore shoulder.
“Guys, it looks like we have a Priority 3 here. This guy is complaining of severe pain in the hallux region of his foot and he may have a sprain or strain to the small interphalangeal joints. This is gonna be a long night…oh, hey look, a waffle house!”
Props to John H. for the submission.