Cheesy Corporate Lingo 30 July 2012


(1).  The people who go out on the battlefield after the war is lost, and bayonet the wounded.


“Okay, team…it sounds like we’ve got the auditors coming in August 1st.  Just remember, their job is to find the tiniest, most insignificant thing wrong with the way you do your jobs and then treat it like it put the whole company at risk.  Enjoy the rest of your summer!”


Props to Alison A. for the submission.