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(1). An unofficial procedure that a small, smug subset of employees deems better than those of their peers.
“Well, as a best practice, my team always sends each of our clients a personalized holiday card and a little tin of cookies. Our client retention rate is 0.1% better than the firm average, so it’s clearly worth it.”
(1). That garbage your manager keeps spouting rather than giving you your numbers.
“What is Mike even saying right now?! It’s just a bunch of lame corporate speak. What the hell is a value proposition anyway?”
(1). An indication of approval from your Australian masters. (Wait…why are we picking on the Australians…? They’re like Americans, but without all of those pesky Kardashians.)
“OZ-some. Just OZ-some. You guys really put something great together here. Now, all we need is a spokesman. I’m thinking Russell Crowe. Isn’t he the guy who hit another guy with a phone? ‘Member that?”
Props to John T. for the submission.
